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From time to time we come across quotes worth repeating.
Here are a few gems we've collected along the way. Of course, we can't
confirm their authenticity (i.e. Benjamin Franklin?). Just the same,
they're quite profound! Hope you enjoy them. |
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When You Need a Reason... |
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Newark Bier
Ambassador (NBA): "Good beer
is not cheap. Cheap beer is not good." |
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| Babe Ruth:
"Sometimes I reflect on all the beer I drink and I feel ashamed. Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. So I think, 'It is better to
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver.'" |
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| Ernest Hemingway: "An intelligent man is
sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." |
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| Paul Hornung: "When I read about
the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." |
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| H.L. Mencken: "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a
case. Coincidence? I think not." |
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| George Bernard Shaw: "When we drink, we
get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep,
we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven!" |
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| Benjamin Franklin: "Beer is proof that
God loves us and wants us to be happy." |
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| Dave Barry: "Without question,
the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I
grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza." |
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| W.C. Fields:
"Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C." |
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| Professor Irwin Corey: "Remember
'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser." |
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| Leo Durocher:
"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a 'support
group'. Salvation in a can!" |
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| Cheers: One night at Cheers, Cliff
Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm...
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can
only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed
first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members.... In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers!" |
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| Feel free to send us your "quotables" and we'll
consider them for this new feature! |
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